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squidwurd:

flirting 101
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my mom: are you sure you want the 20 piece mcnugget isn't an eight piece enough
me: ...
my mom: didn't you just eat a fish sandwich
me: ...
my mom: ...
me: *takes deep breath* we teach girls to shrink themselves-- to make themselves smaller

maisonmartinmargielous:

Always carry yourself like you just got best photo in Americas Next Top Model even when your life feels like you’re constantly in the bottom two

(Source: aminaabramovic)

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esperthug:

yall so fucked
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okmoonkid:

+32° 37’ 39.72”, +129° 44’ 17.73” abandoned buildings on ha island, japan

bootycaller:

who wants to give up on society and go live in a treehouse with me

(Source: tiredestprincess)

my mom: it's 11 go to sleep
me: actually its 10:58

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leviathans-in-the-tardis:

you don’t realise how much tumblr has changed your view on things until you spend time with friends who don’t have tumblr and they say something and you’re just like

oh

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demonhunting:

is ellen even hosting or is she just hanging out with famous people

lovetoflyanditshows:

Famous Viners?

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